ONLY those who
FISH understand
A Slam
(and there are many types of Slams)
is known in the World of Sport Fishing as
“Catching three unique sport
fish species in one single day.”
GREAT!
However…
What’s a Shit Slam?
Well… that just happens to actually be
“Unintentionally” catching three
pesky gilled, non-sport species, in
One Single Day!
Mostly fish, and birds
don’t count. Sorry. Ha!
and we say ‘unintentionally” as anglers never really target these add-side species, while fishing for the trophy sport fish experience of a lifetime!
Have You Ever Had A
SHIT SLAM?
Do you like to fish?
Well… if you do, then you might
have hooked at least one of these
non-elusive but crafty-ass and
pesky willed aquatic species:
OFFICIAL
Florida Flats SHIT SLAM®
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are slender and their most distinctive feature is their long, narrow beak, which bears multiple sharp teeth that wreak havoc on fishing line
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are in the swimming crab family and fast opportunists, their claws are formidable, and they tend to get wrapped up, damaging fishing line
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are toxic and puff up when threatened, they have four large teeth fused into an upper and lower jaw plate used for crushing anything
OFFICIAL
Black River SHIT SLAM®
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are slender, delicate, and found on the surface of areas with rapidly flowing water, usually behind obstacles such as fallen logs or rocks
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are also known by their name of river anchovy, and extremely rare to catch on a line, they have historically been netted in great abundance
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are often described as extremely predatory and feed on anything with their razor sharp teeth, they will destroy jigs, soft baits, and fish tail fins
PENDING SHIT SLAMS
SALT WATER
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Moray Eel
Sting Ray
Ladyfish
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Scorpionfish
Sea Robin
Toadfish
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Gaftop Sail Catfish
Sting Ray
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Gaftop Sail Catfish
Sea Robin
Hagfish
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Nurse Shark
Ladyfish
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Gaftop Sail Catfish
Lizardfish
Sting Ray
Who are the suspects?
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have venomous spines that are painful and toxic and sting and should never be handled so exercise caution especially with bare feet
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are wild jumpers and a fun fight for sure however don’t get them in the boat as they are known projectile defecators and will mess up your day
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have plenty of sharp teeth, they are slimy and have a tongue that is lined with teeth, never kiss this fish as they are quick to turn a cheek
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is the swimming bird of the ocean, a bottom-dweller that can hold out in holes and has a drumming muscle that brings croakers onboard
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will wrap up as you reel them in, is ill-tempered with powerful jaws and large teeth, its slimy mucous contains toxins that destroy red blood cells
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uses its tail spine, a sharp, pointed, poisoned, barbed spike with rows of sharp, backward-facing barbs on each side, goes in easy and comes out hard
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have aggressive feeding habits, twists and turns making it difficult to unhook, powerful jaws, venomous spines on its first dorsal fin or gill covers
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is sluggish and docile, unhooking it can be tricky, nasty when threatened, with a snapping mouth can be more than fishermen planned on
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have bodies laden with venomous spines and are rarely fatal, however involve extreme pain and may require weeks for recovery
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lack jaws (and eyes), they rasp flesh off carcasses and burrow inside, then eat their way out. can produce an unbelievable amount of slime
FRESH WATER
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Bullhead Catfish
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Bullhead Catfish
Electric Eel
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Snapping Turtle
Electric Eel
Bream
Who are the suspects?
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come fully equipped with spines (2 lateral, 1 dorsal) capable of puncturing your skin, and they certainly can hurt, sometimes for days
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is noted for its combative disposition when out of the water with its powerful beak-like jaws, and highly mobile head and neck, watch out!
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is a freshwater fish and are known for their ability to stun their prey or fishermen by generating electricity, delivering shocks at up to 860 volts
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are opportunistic, typically small hand sized, narrow and deep-bodied, with sharp pointy dorsal fins that have pricked many an unsuspecting angler
SO, IF YOU’VE CAUGHT AT
LEAST ONE BY ACCIDENT
OR YOU STILL HAPPEN TO
BE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES
YOU’RE READY
FOR THE
FLORIDA FLATS SHIT SLAM®
YEAR ROUND INVITATIONAL
We’d like to thank our childhood friends & a lifetime’s worth of fishing in Florida, identifying The Three Mutineers.
OR THE
AMAZON BLACK RIVER SHIT SLAM®
YEAR ROUND INVITATIONAL
We would like to greatly thank Cal from Brazil, for his insight and expertise in identifying this terrible trio.
Gostaríamos de agradecer muito ao Cal, do Brasil, por sua visão e experiência na identificação deste terrível trio.
& YOU CAN LET
EVERYONE KNOW
